Michelangelo Resort

If you’re happy for a 2* experience for the price of 4 this is probably ok for you. Not sure what the criteria is for a 4* is in Corfu but it’s wildly different to what the UK would class as that. Either that or they know people in the rating world and were able to buy their rating, given what we experienced I definitely feel it’s the latter of these. The over all review for the whole thing is BASIC, poor and just avoid. Spend your money elsewhere esp with the room tax per night which is ONLY accepted in cash. Quick overview: -VERY basic repetitive food -Very run down rooms, with some had work and others not very hit and miss -No real power outlets in the first room so would have to unplug the fridge to charge anything or have it dangle by the bathroom door. -Good AC -Wildlife does enter the bedrooms we had a gecko and praying mantis enjoy our space with us -Families split up across the resort and not able to change this even with enough notice given -In NO WAY accessible and VERY steep hills PLEASE TAKE THIS PART SERIOUSLY IF YOU HAVE MOBILITY ISSUES -Paint and tiles chipping off everywhere just very tired looking -Did have two turtles living there -Kids loved the pools -Bar choice was VERY basic -Very thin walls and doors could hear EVERYTHING (even very private intimate adult times) -Have to be careful walking to the beach along the narrow roads due to the cars which fly down it. -The beach is absolutely breathtakingly stunning once you are able to find it as there’s no signs (Absolutely take a snorkel as we saw so many fish) A full run down in more detail:- We arrived late at night and to their credit they did give us a snack as we hadn’t eaten. But it was a ham and cheese wrap and an apple which was great, however, we did have a vegan who wouldn’t eat this. Also beyond their control, the apples were mouldy inside. Moving onto the first day there were options for breakfast which given the rest of the options for food during the day, was basically the best food options given. The toaster was an 6 slice but only two of them worked and it took about 5 minutes for one side of the bread to be toasted. Following that the lunch and dinner options were the same every day and very very basic. It was chips, spaghetti with two sauces, pasta in sauce, rice, chicken, fish, random third option, a limp and dried out selection of salad, sliced turkey, sliced cheese, feta, olives. This was every single day. There was no real difference between the lunch and dinner. It’s like they put the lunch bits in the fridge then brought them back out for dinner and then recycled it every day. It’s great if you want consistently poor and basic food. Put money aside to eat out if you plan to stay here for more than 3 days. Coffee was only available at breakfast and had towels placed over them for lunch and dinner so if you did want additional coffee then it would have to be obtained from the bar (will move onto this shortly…). Coffee was super thick like tar and was not palatable. The bar had a selection of soft drinks but if you wanted diet versions they were poured out of a bottled which was very flat. The “cocktails” were just a spirit, OJ/Soft drink with a dash of grenadine or blue curacao. The bar absolutely did shut at 11pm even if you were there at 5 to 11 it was a flat nope. I understand that the bar does need to shut but it would be closed early rather than on the time. There is absolutely no moving on this. The floor by the bar is VERY slippy and would see multiple people nearly fall. One of my kids did fall down, the staff did come to make sure they were ok. However they didn’t understand what a first aid box was which was a language barrier issue rather than a fault. Which then brings me onto the staff. One of the barmen was really friendly and taught us some Greek and had a laugh with him and seemed like he was the only staff member willing to engage in conversation. But other than that it genuinely looked like everyone had enough. The blonde receptionist absolutely did not enjoy her job or was a people person in anyway. So don’t expect any help and if you do have questions make sure you are prepared for a short snappy reply or a point to the wall which had basic information. The restaurant manager was also friendly and said hello and thank you when leaving and arriving. You could tell how busy she was as it seemed like she was always on a mission doing anything. I’m all for managers helping out and being involved however she seemed to be the only one working at that level of commitment. We needed two rooms given the size of our party but the rooms where no where near each other and had to walk down the hill or the stairs around the corner up the pathway up the stairs then down the corridor to get to the other room. The “big room” as we called it had a sofa bed and two single beds. Sofa bed was not made up on arrival nor were there sheets or pillows for it even though they knew 3 people were staying in the room. When we questioned this we had to explain about 5 times the sofa bed was not made up before they then gave us a sheet to use on it. House keeping didn’t do anything until 3 days in to change sheets and etc on it either. If you wanted a lie in they would barge in and clean around you. One of the single beds felt like it was made out of concrete and was very unpleasant. The shower worked at least and the tap in the sink leaked from the base and looked like it hadn’t been cleaned for a long time. The mirror in the bathroom had gotten wet so the MDF or whatever it was made from had expanded leaving loads of fluff EVERYWHERE. The hair dryer had cords exposed. The whole room felt like it just needed some updating and a bit of love. We did have a balcony with amazing views so did feel lucky. The walls and doors and VERY thin. You could hear everything from the rooms you were next to. The other room had definitely had some time and money spent on it as the bathroom was fresh same with the room. However even though the room had been updated, the bed was broken and the slats just hung down half way down the bed. The batteries in the AC remote were corroded and leaking acid. The AC was really good though and did make the room very cold, but wouldn’t work if the balcony door was open. Moving onto the pools. Kids loved them and it was lovely to dip in when it got too hot. There were loads of pools dotted about. One by reception, two (one small pool and a larger pool separated by a gate) by the rooms, another square one just up from the double pool and the main bar pool. Main bar pool had limited loungers which were taken by the morning by towels. No signage to say this wasn’t acceptable or etc so be aware. Pretty much all of them were in the sun even though there were fixed parasols around the pool side. Smaller pools were basically empty so it was nice that whenever we were in those pools we were the only ones most of the time. Pools were the only good thing even though they did have dead bugs floating about in them at all times. However once again very dated and had multiple tiles which had come off the sides. Kids made a fun game of collecting them all up and putting them in a massive pile. You NEED shoes when going to the toilets by the main pool as it was always wet and had a particularly strong urine smell throughout. No locks to the doors so would either walk in on someone or be worried someone was going to walk in on you. The beach is a walk down the road, was not signed at all and we had to ask around to find where it was. The roads are very narrow so single file walking to and from the beach and having to be very careful due to the cars. Once again not suitable for people who have mobility issues as it’s a steep hill down and then the walk back up. Will say the beach was absolutely stunning and spent most of our time here if we weren’t in the pool as you could snorkel and see so many fish. The beautiful town of Kassipoi was only a 10 minute walk away. It did offer some beautiful views as well as lovely little shops and different restaurant choices. If you don’t want to walk you can get a taxi which would only cost €5. There was a bus that ran to Corfu town there was a time table in the reception so can plan days around that. Very minimal entertainment and wouldn’t say it was a kids club. The games room looked like it had just been abandoned. Once again very tired and dated with no real games. The playground outside was all metal so would burn the kids during the day. Did have a ping pong table that you could get the ball to from the bar. Giant chess board as well hidden down past the pool and around the back. Overall it was very disappointing given the amount of money we spent and the rating of the hotel. But if you’re looking for a super basic not that well equipped hotel this is perfect for a base. We did rent a car and venture out for two days to just get a change of scenery. Take extra money for food if you want a change and to taste authentic Greek food as there wasn’t any of that here. We stayed for a week and frankly it was 4 days too long.

**Location:** The hotel is situated about a 70-minute transfer from the airport, with the shuttle service being easy to find. The area is quiet, offering a peaceful retreat. Kassiopi is a manageable 15-minute walk down one main road, making it easy to explore. There are two small food shops nearby and two additional beaches within a 20-minute walk, which adds to the convenience. **Check-In/Check-Out:** The check-in experience was less than welcoming. The lady at the front desk was quite moody, lacking in personal skills, and rather blunt. We were simply handed a map with food times noted. Check-out was straightforward, with a set time of 11 AM, and the option to leave bags in the reception area, which was helpful. **Rooms:** The rooms were fairly average—nothing special, but they were clean. The beds weren’t particularly comfortable, but they sufficed. Unfortunately, the TV didn’t work, though the air conditioning was excellent. However, the WiFi was spotty, especially in the rooms, which was a bit inconvenient. **Bathroom:** The bathroom was small and rather dated. There was a peculiar window that, if opened, allowed people to see into the shower, which was a bit awkward. Despite this, the bathroom was functional and served its purpose. **Amenities:** The main swimming pool was of a good size and well-maintained, which was a plus. There were also several smaller paddling pools scattered around the resort. We didn’t use the spa or gym, so I can’t comment on those facilities. **Food:** The food was very basic, but it was adequate for our needs. It did tend to be repetitive, but it was consistently hot and replenished quickly. Breakfast offered a Greek twist on a full English, which was a nice touch, although still quite basic. Lunch was straightforward—spaghetti bolognese, nuggets, etc. Dinner followed a similar pattern, with the chicken and pork dishes standing out. The highlight was the Greek night, especially the pork gyros, which was the best meal we had during our stay. **Service:** Bar service was excellent—never crowded, and the staff were pleasant and efficient. They all spoke good English, and there were no complaints when ordering. The entertainment team was lovely, actively engaging guests and creating a fun atmosphere. **Value for Money:** This was a reasonably priced holiday, and the experience matched our expectations for the cost. We didn’t expect luxury, and we received a level of service and amenities appropriate for the price. **Atmosphere:** The hotel had a family-friendly atmosphere with no issues or disturbances during our stay. The noise level was low, and we were not kept up at night, which was appreciated. **Final Thoughts:** Would I stay again? For the area, definitely yes. If I were looking for a short, budget-friendly holiday, I would consider staying here again. It’s a decent option if your expectations are aligned with the price point.

I have been to corfu for over 40 years and tried kassiopi for the first time. I have never ever met any horrible greek people they have always gone out of their way to help. However this hotel has a different take on customer service. Hotel in whole is nice got lots of potential great pools and food I couldn't complain about but will comment that the themed nights planned on the walls did not happen like the BBQ night and the entertainment or lack of is very very poor and non existent. Entertainment team bother more about sitting drinking and rarely turning up than actually doing any different things . Was the same thing daily but rarely there. Water polo,darts, table tennis all lasted literally 45 minutes then they dissapeared. Advertised activities did not happen. Now as for the staff this is a major issue and I brought it to the manager on the day to and her reply was we are trying change things. The issue is the staff are over worked meaning they are grumpy throw drinks at you and very rude. Had issue with the female waitress who decided it was right to shout at kids and older folk and was escorted out of the restaurant on a number of times by colleagues for her rudeness including to my son for absolutely nothing. Then there is the grumpy arrogant barman who calls customers (malakas) obviously this is a shocking word and he was caught by a number of colleagues and customers saying this. He threw drinks at you and left you standing at the bar laughing at you. Everyone there was complaining about him. 1 plus is there was 2 lovely staff one on the bar evenings calmed Christos and awaiter with a beard both so nice which is a shame as the hotel has potential but the staff let it down. Beds were comfy and location wasn't to bad but I absolutely loved kassiopi what a lovely place but I won't be running back to this hotel soon anyway. Some drilling work was happening in the day to which was annoying by the pool

We stayed in a two bedroom apartment which had a terrace and a small fridge. It was clean and had probably been recently renovated. The hotel is ideally located: about 10/15 minutes walk from Kassiopi, which is a beautiful village with a lovely marina. Lots of bars and restaurants nearby. Nice beaches within walking distance from the hotel too. You can also easily walk up the road to the bus station (Green buses) and catch a bus to Corfu town for 3.90 € per person! The main pool is great and was never too busy. There are other smaller pools too. Everything was clean and well-maintained. Entertainment was good and Nina and Renee are super friendly. This is not a big hotel and the atmosphere is relaxed and friendly. The food was decent and the staff friendly. The barman at the Calypso bar opposite makes amazing cocktails! The only reason why I am not giving 5 stars is simply because the blond lady in reception is rude and has no clue how to treat customers. We had to wait 45 minutes for our room to be ready when we checked in and she never offered us a complimentary drink. We asked about hiring a car and she just pointed at the leaflets, without even talking to us. When we checked out she asked me to bring the remote for the A/C (I refused) and she never asked us if we had a good stay. Apart from her, everyone else was friendly and we had a great time there! I highly recommend booking a boat tour with Cosmic travels in Kassiopi, it was amazing!

My wife and I booked to stay here last minute for the end of July start of August. First of all this is not a 4 star hotel. To call it a 2 star would be generous and paying the 4 star tourist tax is just daylight robbery. Upon checking in (which was around 4pm) we were told our room wouldnt be ready for another hour. Not ideal after travelling all day and in 37 degrees heat. So the resort itself has a strange layout, lots of steps and lots of walking, but they give you a map upon check in which is very useful. We stayed in room 232, it was traditional greek style lodging, very pretty and idyllic, however the old style patio doors did not stay shut when the wind picked up (which was every evening) this would cut out the air conditioning which on a plus note was excellent when it was working. The bed was fine and the room itself was a decent size. The bathroom however smelled of grey water or dried up drain. The water out of the tap and in the toilet was yellow in colour and on one morning a cherry red colour. Also a lot of the time there was only a dribble of water out of the taps and shower. Not really what you want when washing yourself. The biggest problem was the pests in the room. Both bedside lockers were covered in tiny bugs. I picked up my wallet at one stage and it was the equivalent to picking up a rock in the back yard. Then there was the bats... they didnt come in to the room but you could here them chattering every morning, and in the evening they would fly out from under the roof on the balcony which would give anyone a fright. Also there was bat droppings on the wall on the balcony which was there for 3 days before it was cleaned. The pool was nice easily the best part of the hotel. The only thing was it had 2 non gender toilets that you did not lock. The toilets, blocked nearly every day, which would then flood the bathrooms with human waste.. I have been to outdoor festivals with better toilet facilities!! The pool has a small bar (the only bar in the resort). It has a decent range of drinks but the all inclusive ends at 11pm sharp even if you have been queuing since 10:50. The entertainment was ok, the 2 ladies on the entertainment team were lovely and we had a good laugh with them. The restaurant is ok. The food is lacking and the selection is very poor and not of great quality. The staff will take your plate as soon as you have your last bite taken. Also we saw them flicking the lights on and off in the evening to hurry the late diners out. The location of the resort isnt brilliant either. The road it is on is very narrow and very busy.. we were nearly hit by a truck on one occasion so beware. There is a small pebble beach a 3 min away and kassiopi town is a 15 min walk away. We also witnessed some of our fellow guests air complaints at reception.. one poor woman and her family had no water for 3 days nearly making me thankful for the yellow water we had. Also a man had a rental car booked through the hotel.. they told him to go for breakfast as the car would arrive later. When he returned the car had been and gone without the receptionist notifying the man. When his wife came to complain the receptionist actually said "Its not my problem", we were both gobsmacked. We will never again return... People had said its like Faulty Towers.. honestly its not, Faulty towers would be better. For the price we paid it was nowhere near good enough... Avoid at all costs