We booked the Lindos Royal for our anniversary, so we thought with it being our anniversary we would treat ourselves to a nice swim up room. After being sold a dream holiday, the holiday was already off to a bad start, when even before leaving the house, our flight was already being delayed, which was great. After getting into Rhodes being late, well after midnight, we were told to find the coach for transfer at the end of the car park. We were given a piece of paper with a coach number and no other information or guidance, It was very dark and there were about 40 coaches, it was chaotic and unorganised and we spend about 15 mins looking for our transfer. When we finally arrived in the hotel, Lindos Royal, nearing 2am, there was only one member of reception staff, in his 70s and we were all made to queue for ages to be able to check it. While waiting, the main bar had 3 very loud male customers, who were carrying the female waitress on their shoulders and being really rowdy. It wasn’t pleasant to listen to after a long time travelling into the middle of the night. When we were seen to our room, it was a creepy member of staff, trying to hug us, it was very uncomfortable for us being two females, and on top of that, he was expecting a tip straight away, this was very awkward. There was a dripping toilet the whole night, which meant we got no sleep, and when we checked our swim up room, we realised our sun loungers had in fact no sun on them throughout the whole day. We tried to look for an EasyJet rep, to be met with a phone number, which it would cost us money to get in touch with them. We approached reception with the issues and were moved to a different room. When we arrived into our second room, the room was dated, with marks on the walls, ceiling, mouldy units and air conditioning that didn’t work. The towels were old, stained and holey. The swim up pool was dirty, the loungers were mouldy, smelly, broken, sunken in, one unusable and missing feet. The balcony furniture was rusted. It was gutting, especially how much extra we spent on the swim up room. The 3rd night we discovered a big cockroach in our room, which was disgusting. There was a big hole in the toilet ceiling also. From there, we had to make the best out of the very bad situation. The overall feel of the hotel was very run down and dirty, food fridges that were constantly leaking in the dining room, meaning there were soaking wet towels on the floor, missing and loose tiles in the pool, smell of the Calypso bar toilets. The toilets for the Thematic restaurant, which is meant to be a posher version, the toilets were unusable, there was about 5 cms of dirty water, with floating cigarette ends and also smelling terrible. The small cove/bay was untidy, full of empty glasses and cigarette ends too. There was a definite lack of toilets for the size of the premises. The food in the buffet restaurant was not a different theme every night, as advertised, sometimes the fish served was so smelly you could tell it was going off. The staff were very overworked and especially one female member, who was getting easily agitated with customers and slamming things about, breaking a bottle of oil during breakfast, and when in the thematic restaurant, kept walking into the back of my chair at least 4 times without an apology. There were loose wires exposed around the hotel, hanging from the ceilings, broken windows and cracked glass on the balconies on the top of the swim up rooms. We were promised a private swim up room, swim up bar and there was nothing, there were two sides of swim up rooms with rooms on top of them, facing each other, there was nothing private about them. Overall, the holiday was very disappointing and instead of getting the dream we paid for, we got a holiday nightmare. The hotel was advertised as 5 stars, however it was only about 3 stars at a push. We have come away feeling really deflated and disappointed and not happy and relaxed as you should be after a holiday. This was the worse and most stressful holiday we have ever had.