Well what can I say… Just got back after spending 11 days here and will not be returning to the hotel or Turkey. When we arrived at 6am in the morning we went straight to the room as we had been travelling for a long time. The room was dusty and there was a cobweb in the corner of the wardrobe. (Which was still there when we checked out). We went down and told reception who said our room will be cleaned later. It’s meant to be a five star hotel. The room should have been cleaned and spotless. The furniture is old and dilapidated. The rooms could do with a much needed make over! Balcony sliding door gets very hot in the sun and gets stuck often, be careful you don’t burn yourself. The lighting in the room is terrible. There is no central light, just one over the door and 2 lamps. At night it made the room too bright, so couldn’t stay up to read as would keep the others up or to dull to brighten up the room. One lamp was covered in electrical tape. Nowhere in the shower to place your toiletries. Towels had a hole in them. After we inspected the room, we went to breakfast and be prepared for self service. Been to many hotels around the world and used to being seated at a table and a waiter to get your drinks. Don’t expect this at Labranda. Was met with the waiters standing around with their arms crossed and saw chefs texting or having conversations on their phones. Most Staff are very indifferent, especially if you require any assistance eg. For finding a clean table or needing clean cutlery. They would rather stare at you then say hello and if we did say hello, it came from us first. Staff need to understand that people have already paid to come on holiday so shouldn’t expect a “tip” when doing the bare minimum. Pros: Good healthy variety of food. Enjoyed the main restaurant theme nights. Food tasted better the first week we were there though. Hot drinks available 24/7. Lobby is nice and bright but not as grand looking as we’re used to. The slides are fun in the pool, lifeguards try their best to keep guests safe. Acrobatic theme night was the best of the entertainment. Easy to get a bus into Marmaris or İçmeler with the bus stop outside the hotel after a mini trek up the hill. 30TL cash pp. Water sports is great. My daughter and I went on Mabel which was great fun, even got photos costing 600TL so we can have the memories forever. Cons: sunbed situation is ridiculous don’t expect to find a bed after 9am. Difficult to get a table at meal times. Uneven surfaces, and hilly, have to be very able walking around the hotel to and from the beach. Smoking outside in the restaurant area shouldn’t be allowed. You should be able to sit outside for dinner without inhaling smoke. Waffle and ice cream vendors shouldn’t be allowed to be sold by the pool. It should be in another location. Management saying they are not part of the hotel is wrong, they shouldn’t be there then. NO ice cream is served as all inclusive, just ice lollies served in the main restaurant at meal times. Expect Lidl or Aldi flavoured drinks. Nothing fancy and watered down versions of alcoholic cocktails! They don’t have coke cola at the bar. It’s Pepsi. On at least 3 occasions I had to phone reception and ask for toilet paper as we had ran out and for towels after our room had been “cleaned”. Karaoke night should be called “Russian Night” and don’t expect a big ‘stage’ to watch the entertainment. Bar staff condone pushing in if you speak the language. Hotel shop is a rip off. They have the prices labeled but make them up on their calculator. If your flight is late in the evening, don’t expect late check out. Asked about 3 times in regards to this and was told they could only let you know if they had availability after you checked out. Didn’t bother ask when we eventually checked out because clearly they don’t want the extra money. In the end, We ended up using the Spa facilities but don’t expect much. There’s only 1 shower for females and it’s communal. Special thanks to Duzgun who looked after us at the Sultan bar, serving my daughter “Shirley Temple’s”. Also Serhat who looked after us on our last 2 days. He made sure we were well looked after during meal times. Some of the staff need to follow their lead on customer service. All in all 2 stars and that’s thanks to Duzgun for raising the bar! Needless to say, I will NOT be returning to this hotel.