My recent stay at the Grand Kaptan Hotel in Alanya was quite disappointing, with only a few positives to note. Here are some of the key issues that made my stay less than enjoyable: Poor WiFi Service: The hotel only offers WiFi in the lobby, and even then, the connection was unreliable and slow. In today's world, having free, accessible WiFi throughout the hotel is a standard expectation, especially for a hotel that claims to be 5-star. This was a significant inconvenience during my stay. Unfriendly Staff: The restaurant manager, along with several employees, were quite rude and unwelcoming. It was clear that the staff did not enjoy their jobs, and this lack of enthusiasm and customer service greatly affected the overall atmosphere of the hotel. Serious Food Safety Concerns: Unfortunately, we experienced significant food-related issues during our stay. We saw multiple guests getting sick, and my family and I also fell ill after eating at the hotel's restaurant. We suffered from vomiting and diarrhea for several days, which was both distressing and unacceptable. This raises serious concerns about the hotel's food hygiene and safety standards. Limited Entertainment for Kids: One of the main reasons I chose this hotel was for its advertised mini club and children's entertainment. However, there was a notable lack of activities for kids. While my children did enjoy the swimming pools and slides, the slides were only open during specific hours (9-11 AM and 2-4 PM), and the pool was closed for an entire day during our stay. This was very disappointing and did not meet our expectations. Not Truly All-Inclusive: The hotel fails to live up to its all-inclusive promise. Between 4-7 PM, there were no snacks or food available, and from 11 AM to 4 PM, the only snack option was flatbread. There were no healthier options such as fruit. I have stayed at many all-inclusive resorts around the world, and this was by far the worst in terms of food availability and variety. The One Bright Spot - The Spa: The only aspect of my stay that I truly enjoyed was the massage service. The massage therapists, Pebri and Dayu, were both kind and professional. Pebri, in particular, provided exceptional service with her firm, medical massages that were incredibly relaxing and well-executed. This was a highlight of my otherwise disappointing stay. Overall, the Grand Kaptan Hotel does not live up to its 5-star rating and certainly does not offer a true all-inclusive experience. I would not recommend this hotel due to the poor WiFi, unfriendly staff, serious food safety issues, limited entertainment, and lack of proper all-inclusive amenities. However, if you are looking for a good massage, Pebri and Dayu at the spa are fantastic. Nonetheless, the negatives far outweigh this small positive, and I would advise looking elsewhere for a more enjoyable and reliable vacation experience.